1)Email me with your PHONE # in your email to me, YOU WILL NOT GET A REPLY WITHOUT THIS.
2)No holding of merchandise without a CASH DEPOSIT
3)Email me with sentences that are complete, not fragmented, or full of spelling errors, or sentences that start with letters that are NOT capitallized
4)Dont put smileys in your emails to me. It makes you look retarded and I dont do business with RETARDS
5)If you say you are going to show up at my house to view my sale, then be on time. And if you cannot make it, call me and let me know. If you dont, I will offer it to the next interested buyer
6)If you come to my home to view a sale, be polite to me. I dont mind you dickering with me. But if yo are RUDE when you do it, YOU WILL PAY DOUBLE.
7)Dont bring your all your screamin children with you. MY DOG WILL EAT THEM!
8)If you dont find any of the above Humorous in any way or dont know which Im serious about.... DONT EVEN BOTHER SENDING ME AN EMAIL